Moist Polar Bear Share definition Flag Having to wear a sweater drenched with the baby batter of a hundred frat guys Kyle lost a game of poker so now he has to perform the "Moist Polar Bear!!!!" Moist Polar Bear by Corey Jackson August 19, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Moist Polar Bear mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch