Messy Kitchen 

To have a mess of baby hairs on the back of your neck and top of your forehead.

"Damn!!! Look at that females messy kitchen! She needs to fix them edges!"

Messy Kitchen by Ialreadyknow September 27, 2014

Messy Kitchen 

When a woman's vagina smells like a sloppy Joe.

I was excited to get her panties off till I realized she had a Messy Kitchen

Messy Kitchen by All Bets Hedged December 12, 2023