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Mernda Central 

Mernda Central

a place where all the rude and obnoxious teachers and substitutes go to torture young children in a P-12 environment. if you ever encounter a child that attends this school you know their life is screwed up. The school is also a "private based public school" meaning they have a shitty school with a shitty private school uniform to go with it.
"you see that kid over there? he attends Mernda Central, that's how you know his life is screwed."
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