Measure Me Softly

A game school kids play involving a ruler measuring their flaccid penises. Whoever has the smallest flaccid penis gets a grade A ass whupping and is humiliated.

Boy scout leader: "Which of you kids wants to play measure me softly?"
Little Boys: "Me! Me!"

Measure Me Softly by Michael Magnuson February 21, 2008

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