Marridex 

The index of the level of discomfort likely to be experienced as a result of the combined effects of the length of marriage and the depth of aggrivation.

Ive been married for 23 years but with the marridex it feels like 40.

Marridex by mrassholio July 10, 2012

Marrisexual 

Marrisexual is a sexuality to where you are only attracted to one person.
Ex. You are only attracted to the person you are with, no one compares in contrast.

I'm sorry, I'm marrisexual.

Marrisexual by Serf Sim October 28, 2021