Mahowald
A small tribe in the region North Dakota. Centered around the villiage of Bismarck, these indigenous people survive on wild game, nuts, and berries (although they are slowly learning the ways of the white man). If you should encounter a Mahowald, back slowly away while making "wooing" sounds. This will distract it long enough to get away safely.
AHHHH!!! IT'S A MAHOWALD!!!
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