MacBauer 

The union of Jack Bauer and MacGyver - the ultimate avatars of Prep-Time and Anti-Prep-Time in this universe - into a single omnipotent being. Eventually these two forces will combine together once again, destroying our universe in a glorious rebirth of a new universe. And the cycle shall repeat through time, as the golden strands of hair repeat through His glorious mullet, amen.

By MacBauer's mullet!

MacBauer by The SRK Higher Institute of Tiering December 16, 2005

McBauer 

The purchase and consumption of 24 chicken McNuggests.

Dude! I'm starving! Let's go pick up a McBauer.

McBauer by McLandshark January 30, 2007

McBauer 

A mix between Jack Bauer (KIEFER SUTHERLAND) and Dr Derek (McDreamy) Sheperd (PATRICK DEMPSEY)

Bauer's Anatomy. Fox should really book it, before someone else does

i'd love a mcbauer everymorning. ;)

McBauer by amyFRAY March 22, 2007