Louisiana Chilli Dog 

The act of taking someone's laptop, opening it, shitting on the keypad, slamming it shut, and then returning it where you found it.

I gave my brother a Louisiana Chilli Dog for his birthday.

Louisiana Chilli Dog by BrosephTrout January 8, 2011

Louisiana Chili-Dog 

When a girl shits on your dick.

"Dude.. My girl let me do anal last night.."
"Oh, sweet! How'd that go?"
"She gave me a Louisiana Chili-Dog.."

Louisiana Chili-Dog by Chili-DogBot March 9, 2019