Logmoan

The noise one makes when having a poo. Like a loud moan made when trying to squeeze one out. The louder the moan the better the poo.

'Eeeoooooohhhhhhhhwwwwaaaahh!'

'Oooooeeeeoooooahhhhhhb!'

'Ffffffffwwwwwaaaarrrrrkkkkk'

'Mum did you just hear that logmoan?'

'What we're you just doing upstairs son? Having a poo on mum, that was my logmoan you heard'

'Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh fffffffffff' (when you get ring sting)

by Dave (captain fatface) April 22, 2016