Lexizard 

A flame pokémon. Length: 5'7'', Weight: 200 lbs.
Evolves from Lexieleon.
Weak against: Tea
Resistant against: Turtles

Some attacks include:
-Lump Attack
-Meditate
-Lexitus
-Sucker in the Face

Spits semen that is hot enough to melt popsicles. Known to unintentionally cause erections. LV.76 #lump

"Go Lexizard! Use Lump Attack against Chai-Sarah!"

Lexizard by maaan June 25, 2006

lexicardio 

The act of flexing one’s vocabulary prowess.

Hey Josh, loving your use of the word erroneous there mate. Getting your lexicardio in today!

lexicardio by samclay March 23, 2021