Kitten pickle

Someone who is salty scaredy cat.

Girl: I can't talk to him I'm too scared :(
Me: JUST DO IT GOD!!!
Girl: Shut up
Me: Kitten Pickle.....

Kitten pickle by Tiffany and Zoe December 30, 2016

pickle-kitten 

the act of urinating on someones doorstep, then placing a kitten in the puddle of urine. then ringing the doorbell and running away.
(most find this to be the most fun when you run to a hidden place so you can hear the victim screaming in shock at the urine-soaked kitten.

mrs. finklenumger was being a total bitchface, so i pickle-kittened her.
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pickle-kitten by butt daddy supreme July 27, 2010