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King George School 

A random school in the middle of nowhere, Vermont. It claims to be a "college prep" school when in reality no one actually goes to class, and no one really cares. You're supposed to "grow emotionally" while you're there, too...basically send your kid away and watch their childhood fade away. Slip away into the darkness.
Brian: Yeah, I go to King George School

Arielle: That sucks
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king george middle school 

In the middle of fucking nowhere somewhere in VA is King George Middle School. Where the kids are higher then the Vsco girls buns. About 10 fights a week including a Instagram page for the all the fights. No more then 5 people allowed in a bathroom and no phones in bathrooms. The teachers are rude as fuck and people vape in the bathrooms. That’s about it.

King George High School 

In the middle of the shitty county of King George, lays the waste of a building, refed to as KGHS. Where the kids are higher than the celling, the teachers "like" kids more than their spouses . Lastly the bathrooms are flooded with smoke during lunch
Bro: Dude, do you go to King George High School?
Dude: Yeah bro
Bro: That really sucks bro

King George High School 

In the middle of the shitty county of King George, lays the waste of a building, refed to as KGHS. Where the kids are higher than the celling, the teachers "like" kids more than their spouses . Lastly the bathrooms are flooded with smoke during lunch
Bro: Dude do you go to King George High School?
Dude: yeah bro
Bro: Dude, that sucks