Kinder crap Share definition Flag Cheap, grimy and unsightly large plastic toys that your trashy neighbors keep on their balcony as eyesores to the community. The dirtbags next door keep their balcony strewn about with cheap unsightly kinder crap. Kinder crap by ShockaRocka June 11, 2018 0 0 Get merch Get the Kinder crap mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch