KPMG LLP

This is a place that is the equivalent of a sweatshop. They hire from all walks of life (even South Africans and little Sicilians). Employees are overpaid and the hours are completely unreasonable. The Long Island Office Managing Partner goes by the name of Slapdick and is known for muff-diving on his decrepitly old admins during lunch.

Gismo works at KPMG. He is a pizza boy for Rob Behar. This year he will be promoted to second-year.

KPMG LLP by KPMG HATER March 30, 2005