Jesus cruisers Share definition Flag (Jee•ZUS•CRU•zers) n. sandals. usually with simple leather straps. That hippy was wearing his Jesus cruisers in the winter! That dude was a hard core Deadhead. Jesus cruisers by SAMMER OF THE GODS July 12, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the Jesus cruisers mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch