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Jacob's Third Law 

Men are always right, Women are always wrong.

Exeption: When (most) men agree with the woman, in which case the woman is right.
Otherwise a paradox would be created in which neither man or woman are right.
Felice says Thomas is yellow, Thomas says he's not. Male friends agree with Felice


According to Jacob's Third Law Felice and her male friends are right. Thomas is yellow.
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Jacob's Third Law 

Men are always right, women are always wrong.
Felice says Thomas is yellow, Thomas says he's not.

According to Jacob's Third Law (by Jacob, who was also a man) Thomas is right, he is not yellow