Inconverection 

The inconvenient event of getting an erection in the worst of times.

Mom, this is the biggest boner I've had in a month, when is church going to be over so I don't have to worry about my inconverection?

Inconverection by Leonardo 3 November 3, 2010

Inconvection 

An inconvenient erection.

Student 1: The bell rang, why are you still sitting there?
Student 2: Inconvection.

Inconvection by IDKaboutAnything March 22, 2013