I owned myself Share definition Flag What one says after intentionally bashing his\her self. See Parasyte. Person 1: OMFFG! Did you see what Parasyte wrote about himself?! Person 2: OMFFFFG!!! SO FUNNY! I owned myself by Parasyte January 28, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the I owned myself mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch