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i love you, I LOVE YOU kiss 

The “i love you I LOVE YOU” kiss is a kiss that is so passionate and meaningful that it screams the words “I love you” without even speaking.
“My favorite kind of kiss is the i love you, I LOVE YOU kiss”

I would literally bind you up and fuck you in the ass and kiss you on the mouth 

An acronym for: "I want to hang out with you".
Man, I would literally bind you up and fuck you in the ass and kiss you on the mouth later.

I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss 

a humorous way of denying that you farted
Person 1: Eww! Come on, did you just fart?

Person 2: I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss