Herpaghonasiphilis

A combination of the diseases Herpes, Ghonoria, and Siphilis.

I dated a dirty woman who had Herpaghonasiphilis.

Herpaghonasiphilis by Derrik Abner June 13, 2008

herpaghonasiphilitis 

(noun) a disease combining various STI's from numerous sex encounters and poor hygiene. Mostly snagly skunts catch this. There is no cure

You wanna have sex with her? Are you trying to catch herpaghonasiphilitis?

herpaghonasiphilitis by Cory n Jamez December 20, 2006

Herpaghonasiphilitus 

Herpaghonasiphilitus is a terrible disease that no man or woman should have to bear. It is a combination of the sexually transmitted diseases-herpes, ghonareah, siphulus, and hepatitis c. The disease causes the persons sexual organs to quickly and painfully rot away. Once it's rotted away the sex organs it moves on to the pancreas, the kidneys, and then before death the heart and brain. There is no known cute for this disease.

Blake: hey I think I got Herpaghonasiphilitus from that chick Sam.

Garrett: you're screwed man there ain't no cute for it.

Blake: totally worth it *dies*

Herpaghonasiphilitus by Cthulhu Windsloft Paper Master December 8, 2013

Herpagonasiphilies 

A term used to describe three main STD's which run rampid in the midwest, mainly in the county of Douglas. This word is derived from three separate STD's know as Herpes, Gonahrrea, and Syphillis. Put together in combination the prognosis for these diseases does not look good. This condition has been known to completely eliminate one's sex life, causing individuals to have no reason to live.

When I rolled up to the pharmacy I was getting the stink eye for filling my Valtrex, but they just didn't understand that my herpagonasiphilies flared up again.

Herpagonasiphilies by I'm 90210 bitches April 10, 2009