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Heide Ho 

A girl or woman who appears to have her shit together on the outside--educated, average/or pretty, fit, church-going, volunteers, staple of girlfriends. But on the inside, she dates married men, flirts with her girlfriends' men, and is often looking for a sugar-daddy to use...Heidi (exterior) Ho (self-explanatory).
I just booted my girlfriend (insert name here) from my life because I realized that she was a Heide Ho.
Heide Ho by Thouston299 September 5, 2010

Heidi the Hoe 

A loose woman otherwise known as a SLUT. Found roaming the streets of Tamworth, terrorising 18th parties searching for young boys to rape. Enjoys her arse hole fingered by a STUMP.
Underage male child: "Oh look mama its Heidi the Hoe"
Mother: "Stay awa from that SLUT unless you want CHLAMYDIA"
Heidi the Hoe by Sarah Brittain August 23, 2009