Gumpless 

Has no sexlife; sexless

Ex. Most nerds in this country are supremely Gumpless!

Gumpless by Matt Whited April 21, 2006

guapless

absence of funds; lack of guap

I need me a job cause I'm guapless and I need to pay for my weave.

guapless by p0l3 July 14, 2007