Greasy Pete Share definition Flag When you rub your testicles on a pizza and then rub it on a sleeping person's face. Hence the term "greasy" pete I totally gave Dalton a greasy pete when he was sleeping. Greasy Pete by johnsonsballsofury February 1, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Greasy Pete mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch