Granlord 

Something of very poor quality, especially when related to video.

Dude, we can't go live with this granlord quality feed- people will laugh at us.

Granlord by RSBN June 28, 2017

graylord 

An aged gay man, having gray hair and great taste in cutlery, as well as aged, vericose genetalia.

I was watching animal planet when I saw a couple of graylords who were showing off their kitty tree house they built between taking turns eating eachothers streetsnow gray rumpstaches.

graylord by Killy Pistol December 29, 2009