Gopher Smash Share definition Flag When a guy smacks a guy or girl in the face with a gopher or a penis. "Bro beans, would you gopher smash that broad over there?""Hell yea bromigo""Bro I know" Gopher Smash by pwnmaster101 October 10, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Gopher Smash mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch