Goalage 

When you can’t be bothered to explain football to a girl

“ How did that happen “ , “ It’s a goalage”

Goalage by T tull June 1, 2019

goatage 

Goatage is pwning or owning someone with a goat. It is the most superior form of pwnage or ownage.

A zergling runs up and snaps a probe in half.
GoaT: GOATAGE!

goatage by Tookar September 25, 2005