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ben fankhauser 

Davey Jacobs in the Broadway adaptation of Newsies. He is also the most talented riffer known to man; the poor GUY’S head is spinning!

Ben Fankhauser 

Ben Fankhauser is also known as Benonce because he is a riffing queen

He is most famously known for his role in the Broadway adaptation of Newsies. He played the amazing David (Davey) Jacobs and can sing like a freaking angel. There is a video of him singing the lines "Go and look it up the poor GUY'S head is spinning!" 8,000 times on YouTube, so that just further proves my point. (It's a loop, he doesn't sing it 8,000 times in a row. I know people who were confused by that)
Person A: "Hey, there's this guy on Broadway who can riff like crazy. His name is Ben Fankhauser, ever heard of him?"

Person B: "Oh, you mean Benonce?"

fankhauser 

To betray your friends and co-workers!
Renteria totally fankhausered the Gang Unit.
fankhauser by Notafankhauser July 7, 2017

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