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Flopizila 

When a person goes to have sex for the first time(virgin) gets errect goes to put the condom on then goes back to flop and then the girl says lets try again another time
Girl : Lets have have sex
(Both make each other horny)
James: time to have sex let me just get my military helmet to put on my penis
Girl : Okay
James: Oh snap its gone floppy dam i wanted to lose my virginity i was scared flopizila might happen
Girl : its okay it was small any way don't worry you won't flopizila next time
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Flopzilla 

A "Flopzilla" Is a monster Flacid dong
Girl 1: When he said he was a shower not a grower I had no idea he was rocking a Flopzilla
Girl 2: Isn't That a song by "Blue Oyster Cult"
Girl 1: Well That too but in this context its a Big Flacid cock
Girl 2: Oh My step Brother has one of them !!
Flopzilla by flt1335666 May 14, 2020
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