Flawrus 

A flawless walrus. The most perfect of it's kind. It's only found in the natures of the most flawless places. It can only mate flawlessly with other flawless walruses, and when they mate, their offspring is even more flawless than their parents.

Oh my goodness, did you see that Walrus over there on that perfectly shaped ice chunk? It's so flawless its flawrus

Flawrus by Flawrus! December 10, 2016

flowrush 

The technical name for when a woman starts her period without knowing and has to run at a toilet really fast.

Jenny, Amanda and Jenny's boyfriend Aaron are at the club.
Jenny:*Runs to bathroom like she's legit competition for Usain Bolt*
Amanda: Where's Jenny off to in such a hurry?
Aaron: Shit, I think she's got flowrush.

flowrush by Zor'thak December 9, 2015