Fetal Warrior 

N. An incredibly badass unborn. Will cut it's own ambilical cord from birth, often done by forcing it's host body aka mother to swallow a machete or katana, then performs it's own Cesarian with it. Upon it's escape it will cut the ambilical cord.

"What's that on the ultrasound? is our baby wearing a ninja stylin' headband with the rising sun of Japan? Sweet Satan Delilah, I think you're carrying a Fetal Warrior! Hold still, I'll get the gun."

Fetal Warrior by Dave Manlove July 7, 2007

fecal warrior 

One who partakes in wrestling with poo instead of mud.

ass pirate

Not only is she a champion mud wrestler, she also dominates as a fecal warrior.

fecal warrior by Craig Frezek December 9, 2008