FMLFTW 

Fuck My Life For The Win

An amalgamation of two zeitgeist acronyms.

1) Loosely defined as experiencing something awful (FML) in order to achieve great success (FTW).

2) A transcendently negative experience.

1) I was enslaved in a diamond mine for my entire childhood. My health was terrible and I lived in deplorable, subhuman conditions. My luck changed when I escaped to Antwerp with a 45 carat rock. FMLFTW!

FMLFTW by Gaultier Osterhase III June 29, 2009

FMLTWIA 

Ostensibly, "Fuck Me Like the Whore I Am", but actually used just to scare overly controlling republican parents who read their children's text messages.

Oh my god! Our daughter just used FMLTWIA, let's send her to Christian re-education camp!

FMLTWIA by xeren May 21, 2009

FML FTW 

Short for: Fuck My Life, Fuck the World-
A phrase used to imply that while one may have flaws, everything else does too- basically a sort of nihilistic way of accepting one's self and the imperfections we have by comparing the flaws of society to the flaws of the individual.
*comparable to "I'm so ugly, but that's ok 'cause so are you" in Nirvana's Lithium*

Guy 1: Aw shit, I totally embarrassed myself last night at the party. How can I ever come back from that?
Guy 2: Hey man, it's all good. FML FTW, right?

FML FTW by swagmoneyplaya October 8, 2020