Exitheory

The theory that every exit you make is an entrance somewhere else.

Grasshopper: Dad, do you mean that if I hop through this door; not only am I exiting this room, I am entering this other room at the same time.

Dad grasshopper: Yes grasshopper, you are getting wise young one. Actually there is no such thing as a singular exit or entrance. They are one and the same thing.

Grasshopper: oh

Dad grasshopper: Don't think about exitheory too much, your prothorax will explode.

Exitheory by Exitheory October 29, 2008

etheoryal 

A proffered idea dat's intellectually appealing but too insubstantial in basic logic or common sense to pass muster in da real world.

Mr. Spock would usually be able to determine if someone's brain-creation was valid and practical, or if it was merely etheoryal.

etheoryal by QuacksO July 15, 2024