Eatboltz Share definition Flag Slang for 'terrible' or 'squishy'. One who could be amazing but they are just terrible at life. Usually a vegetarian. Tim: Did you have Eatboltz in your group?Joe: Hell no, he can't even tank 10 man Naxx. Eatboltz by Stubzz December 20, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Eatboltz mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch