Doctor 

MD or DO who has undergone 11-16 years of post-secondary education depending on their specialty. They achieved top grades and test scores to be accepted to medical school, residency, and fellowship. Graduate with 300k+ debt and work 60-100 hours a week to serve their fellow man.

The Doctor volunteered to help treat patients during COVID-19.

Doctor by PerryCox May 19, 2020

Doctor 

A person who kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills

"Today I went to the Doctor"
"Oh no, how will we pay?"

Doctor by Josh_BOII January 15, 2020

Doctor 

An alien with two hearts, resembling a human, who travels through time and space with various gorgeous companions that can't resist him because he's just so awesome. Battles evil aliens all over the universe and saves countless lives, civilizations, and planets.

I know someone who can help, he's called the Doctor.

Doctor by puny human July 1, 2008

Doctor 

Doctor Who?

"I'm The Doctor",,
"Doctor Who?!"

BOOYA!!

Doctor by Srhktx September 16, 2009

doctor 

Someone who puts up with an ever more impatient public demanding quick fixes for innocuous conditions while facing scrutiny from those who judge service, cost-accountability, and adherence to legal definitions of medicine.

Doctors usually give up being caregivers when they meet people who provide definitions in urbandictionary.com

doctor by diluted April 12, 2005

Doctor 

The man who will save the Earth.

"The Doctor is the world's only hope."

Doctor by Whovian November 18, 2012

doctor 

A Doctor is someone who goes to school for up to 16 years after they graduate high school, only to lose their job and liscense on their first day because some family filed a malpractice lawsuit because he couldn't save their doomed-in-the-first-place family member.

Jon went to school until he was 32 to become a Doctor, but on his first day when he failed to save his patient who had a failing liver and could not have been saved anyway, the family filed a malpractice lawsuit against him and he lost his job, liscense to practice, 16 years of his life, and several hundred thousand dollars in school tuition fees. Isn't the American Legal System great?

doctor by MMM_TAIYAKI March 3, 2007