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Disneyland Dragster 

(noun); Motorised mobility chair most commonly used by greedy middle class honkeys to extort sympathy from honkey park owners in order to accelerate their fat family's ascent through lines for rides.
'Dude, I was waiting in line for Space Mountain and some fat bitch and her fat family cut the line with a Disneyland Dragster! I was pissed, dude.'
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