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dirty lawrence

This is the art of putting matchmakers down the eye of your penis and having your partner suck them back out.
I'm going to give Adam a dirty lawrence tonight, we can't wait.
dirty lawrence by Dirty goose February 27, 2019

Dirty Laurene

The act of popping hemorrhoids and sniffing the tang left on your fingers.
“Man, I need to pull a Dirty Laurene just to feel alive again.”
“She did a Dirty Laurene in the Taco Bell bathroom.”