Derf Snort Share definition Flag A human being with the hair of a troll and looks petrifyingly ugly. Sometimes is as fat as a whale. Omg that girl is such a derf snort, prancing around in her ugliness. Derf Snort by sezredtertert76 April 9, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Derf Snort mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch