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Dahlonega 

A small town located in Lumpkin County, GA. The town consists of shops, a gold museum, a Wal-Mart, Taco Bell and North Georgia College and State University. The place to be is at the Wal-Mart at 5pm. There is not much to do in the city, and college parties are non-existent.
I had fun in Dahlonega this week.

I went to Wal-Mart 7 times today .

Why are there so many people in camouflage?
Dahlonega by surveyorng2 April 8, 2012
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Dahlonega Golden Nugget 

when a girl is sitting on the toilet taking a pooh and a guy straddles her and sticks his penis between his legs and pees
Ryan needed to take a leak while Sue was taking a crap, so they decided that a Dahlonega Golden Nugget would work best at that moment, when he was finished, Ryan slapped Sue's ass and said "You've just been gold panned, bitch."

Dillonega 

A fictitious city with a mayor named Dillon. Dillonega's population consists of white boys who play too much Destiny. It is also one of the most unproductive cities in the entire country because no one shows up to town meetings. Anyone who lives in Dillonega mains Lucio and lacks ethics.
Hey want to move to Dillonega with me? I hear they play Destiny!
Dillonega by Sam the Caveman April 18, 2017