Crook Vag Share definition Flag A crooked or otherwise misshapen vagina that can be attached to one's thigh or other nether regions Jen Rodgers has a Crook Vag, Have you not seen that picture? Crook Vag by Gilbert Goober December 31, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the Crook Vag mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch