Count Everest 

an individual of such immeasurable stature that he may be mistaken for a terrestrial rock formation. Attracts enthusiasts but should be attempted only by trained professionals.

Liam: “Whoa dude, there’s a pair of legs over there at the bar all by themselves!”
Wolfrick: “Nah bro, lean your head back and you’ll see it’s really a Count Everest”

Count Everest by daltonjfk August 30, 2019

cunteverest 

basically you’re a massive cunt. seeing as mount everest is really large, it’s pretty much explaining how much of a cunt you are.

“did you see her? she’s such a cunteverest”

cunteverest by hyunjins left toenail January 3, 2022