Couch Pumpkin Share definition Flag when a fat butted bitch hogs the couch for an extended length of time "that couch pumpkin is still playing that stupid fucking game.""what a cunt." Couch Pumpkin by dragunWarrior February 20, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the Couch Pumpkin mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch