Couch Jockey 

A term describing someone who often sits on their ass and does nothing but watch the boob tube in their spare time. Someone who feels the need to man the couch at all times. Also, may be a person who loves video games entirely too much.

My brother is a couch jockey for a living.

Couch Jockey by sallypothead December 17, 2003

Couch Jockey 

A derogatory term used by PC gamers to describe an individual who exclusively plays console games. Console games are generally played on a couch in one's living room. As opposed to PC games which are usually played from an office chair at a desk.

You bought Oblivion for the 360? What, are you turning into some kind of dirty couch jockey?

Couch Jockey by mattjustmull September 16, 2008