Colombian coffee 

cocaine first thing in the morning.

"Man i'm really dragging ass this morning.I better make that coffee, Colombian coffee."

Colombian coffee by drugs.It's what's for dinner November 28, 2013

Colombian Coffee Filter 

When you eat bad Mexican food that makes you poop your pants and it drips out.

That Mexican food made me shit my pants and now it's leaking out like a colombian coffee filter...

Colombian Coffee Filter by Karl Wirth September 15, 2014