Cock Columbo 

The most famous of Dick Detectives. A Cock Columbo will leave no stone unturned in his quest for phalic justice.

That Cock Columbo was trying to investigate my schlong in the showers!

Cock Columbo by B-Neutron September 11, 2006

Columbian Cock Rush 

The act of a male inserting his penis into a nostril of a female and then beating off while the go precedes to snort up all the "baby batter" and try to get a buzz...

She won't but, its whatever your in to...

Yeah man, she wanted my cock for her fix of Columbian Cock Rush

Columbian Cock Rush by WTFuckisthis March 1, 2011