Coach Crush 

It's an intense love of one's personal trainer. Often shown when working out with one's wife or husband.

Beatrice: "Boy, Ralph's a real hunk. He's the best personal trainer I know. I think I have a bit of a Coach Crush."

June: "Whoah there! That's my hubby! If anyone's gonna have a crush on him it's me."

Beatrice: "Well, Bryant's got a Coach Crush on me. It's not anything bad, it just makes you want to work harder!"

Coach Crush by Dusty's Baby Powder September 29, 2010

Couch crusher 

Comprable to the always-popular chair Crusher these behemoths do not only Crush normal human chairs but they can Crush an entire couch with their massive girth

Jimbo: did you see the girl Billy Ray left the bar with! Damn she was a real chair crusher!

Cleatus: Hell wasn't no chair crusher! She was a couch crusher!

Couch crusher by TV2112 March 22, 2019