Chukianni Share definition Flag The God of "Shit Happens". When unforseen misfortune happens, this is who you blame. Nic: "Man my girl dumped me and my dog died on the same day." Jose: "Chukianni dude, Chukianni." Chukianni by Jose C. Alvarado April 18, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Chukianni mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch