Chrono virus 

When you turn up to a cycling time trial and perform appallingly, then generate list of excuses in your head as you roll back from the finish to the race HQ, but cannot think of any so blame it on a cold you might have had recently.

"Pete that was a shit performance"

"I know Trev, got a bit of Chrono Virus and heavy legs"

"What the fuck are heavy legs?"

"Dunno, gfgi"

Chrono virus by Davetherave2 March 13, 2020

CoroNO Virus 

When your significant other turns you down for sex because they're affraid of getting Covid-19. Can also be used for anything you can't do because of the Corona Virus.

This CoroNO Virus is really starting to piss me off. My wife says a can't fuck ner again until tis pandemic is over!

My wife said CoroNO when I asked her for some head!

CoroNO Virus by K.W.Maine April 3, 2020