Canadymphomania

A nymphomaniac who only shows sexual interest in individuals of Canadian decent. Thought to be the sexual pioneers responsible for the creation of canadian history.

American Girl: Hey, would you like to have sex?

Canadymphomaniac: No thanks, I suffer from canadymphomania.

American Girl: Oh, well... I could wear a mounty costume!

Canadymphomaniac: Thanks... but it just wouldn't be the same.