Canadian Coat 

The thick bush like leg hair all true Canadians possess. Developed throughout many generations this leg hair is used to protect Canadians from the elements while hiking, snowshoeing and playing outdoor hockey.

Hey there bud your Canadian Coat is showing.

Those boys arent even Canadian. They dont even wear a Canadian coat.

Canadian Coat by RestlessPenisSyndrome May 22, 2017

Canadian Sport Coat 

An acid washed jean jacket, preferably vintage from 1978. Worn mostly by suspicious young males unaware of suspicious appearance.

Just picked up a sick canadian sport coat at the goodwill today.

Canadian Sport Coat by Aws1187 July 6, 2011

Canadian Fur Coat

Pubic hair. Specifially crotch pubic hair.

He pulled down his pants and he was sporting a really warm Canadian fur coat.

Canadian Fur Coat by Ersatzverite July 15, 2023