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Callandra 

Callandra is a beautiful girl. She has a good heart, she is extremely pretty and is an amazing friend to have. If you ever need a hand to hold or a shoulder to lean on, she’ll be there for you. Callandra is an amazing person to have in your life, even if your relationship is just giving each other dirties in the hallways(😉)
Callandra is G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S 😍
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Cassandra 

She's the most caring and loyal person you'll ever meet in your entire life, she is honestly a one of a kind. Don't ever lie to her or hurt her because when she gets emotionally attached to something, she'll start overthinking, and trust me you don't want that. She is beautiful, cute and clever. If you ever need someone to be there for you and listen to your problems, she got you, if you have a bad day or your feeling kinda gloomy, she got you. She never fails putting a smile on your face. She will always brighten up you day. If you ever came across a Cassandra, you need to cherish her and never let her go because trust me, she is fucking amazing.
boy: How is Cassandra so perfect?
girl: Cause she's one of a kind.
Cassandra by HEHHHHHHWHOAMI March 13, 2019

Cassandra 

Cassandra is a natural brown haired person who is very beautiful, very kind, funny, has a beautiful smile, and a very cute laugh. Someone who is perfect In many ways, and she is extremely cute. She is someone that cares about you as much as you care about them. They can seem very shy at first but they open up little by little as you get to know them. They tend to be into art and music. If you meet a Cassandra you better not let them go, trust me. They are the best thing that will ever happen to you
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(Boy) is that Cassandra? They are so quiet
(Girl) I know but they are so wonderful once you know them like I do
Cassandra by FlOwerchIld2046 July 21, 2018

Cassandra 

Cassandra is known for always telling the truth. Also known as a Greek princess. Modern day Cassandra's physically are extremely attractive with long hair, great bodies, the best personalities and to top it off an amazing rack. Every Cassandra you meet is a blessing in your life, Don't ever take her for granted because you will regret it, she is the best thing that will ever happen to you. Cassandra's are some of the sweetest people you will ever meet but if you piss them off they WILL ..um how do you say this.. JACK YOU UP. These girls are true to there word and as real as it gets. Nobody is perfect but Cassandra's are as close as it gets to perfection.
Boy 1: Did you see Cassandra walk by?
Boy 2: Of course how could I miss seeing such a beautiful girl.

Boy: Wow you're perfect...
Girl: Well I am a Cassandra.

dirty cassandra

The woman of your dreams, or a serial killer it's impossible to know.
I always dream of Dirty Cassandra.

cassandra cain 

The second batgirl and the most badass member of the Bat-family.
"Cassandra Cain, ex-batgirl, still is one of the most dangerous fighters on the planet." -Robin

Wayne Calandriello 

A man of 13 offenses-Sign that he is the spawn of Satan
Known widely as a sex offender, who prefers spankings and shop-lifting Hispanics and playboys. Was fired for sex offense from Columbia High School, got rehired as a gym teacher in an elementary school, moved up to Maplewood Middle School, and once again ended up in Columbia High School.
Besides his desire for young men, Wayne is also a man of beauty, and knows how to dress and throw stacks. Wayne Calandriello is therefore the greatest gym teacher of all times.
Remember to kids to spread your butt cheeks for Wayne Calandriello!